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4th of July just fell on such a wacky time of month for me… if you know what I mean. 

And you see, when it’s my time, I eat like a monster. About a week before and through the entire week of.

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Looking at that picture right now is bad news.

That basically means I’m dieting for half the month and then binging the other half. How have I not died of heart disease yet, I am not sure.

So, like all the other times, I binged a few days before the 4th. Then, on the 4th, BAM, hello there visitor! I have yet to see if I’ve stopped binging yet.

SOMEBODY STOP ME. 

This is what goes through my mind on a daily basis:

Hamburger. Mac n Cheese. MMMM when was the last time I had Mac n Cheese?? MILKSHAKES. OREO MILKSHAKES. Ice cream. Oreo ice cream?? Clif bar. I really should work out. Quesadillas. RIBS.

Do you see how the one healthy message in there gets lost?

This is how bad it’s gotten: I biked through A THUNDERSTORM today because I convinced myself that I needed groceries. I didn’t bike there because I needed that half-gallon of Oreo ice cream that’s been on my mind. Nope.

I mean, I bought fruit. That’s healthy.

How do you get yourself off a binge? My waistline may be depending on your answer.

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  • http://www.bourbonandglitter.com Stephanie

    HAHA That is my thought process exactly!! I do the same thing, the binging half the month. Legit ordered food last night just so they’d deliver me a milkshake. The cheese fries didn’t hurt either…

    • Michelle

      I’ve come so close to doing that MULTIPLE times. Winning $10 on GrubHub really isn’t helping my self control…